Do Bears S**t in the Woods?

An American company, dealing in Waste Disposal and actually being called “Blue Bear“, asked for an art print of this little piece I did years ago!! “Do Bears S**t in the Woods?” I was on sale as a vector stock image at many places, but they wished to have a quality art print doing. So I obliged.


1 creative person, slightly matured
2 tablespoons aptitude
1 piece of aesthetic flavouring
6lbs hard work and sweat
4 ideas more than most
salt of the earth to taste

Take a creative person and stir in some aptitude, thoroughly from the start. In time, mix in the aesthetic flavouring with the most appropriate tool at hand, and then, fold into the mix as much of the hard work and sweat that the mix can take. Sprinkle in the ideas; the more the better. And finally, as all is cooking, a pinch of ‘salt of the earth’ to give it the necessary character. Leave to cook over time and serve when required. Tasty treat in a tasteless world.